What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 08:37

Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Goldfinger
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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